Amy Sedaris

I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven.

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

I am an aging Girl Scout.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.

You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.