Jenna Marbles

I make more money than I need, ever.

I'm not an actor.

If you were born really ugly like me, have no fear. There's steps you can take to be good-looking. Kind of.

Sometimes I like to think it would be nice if you just had a character, and your personal life was your personal life. My life is definitely out there, you know?

There is no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

What I get to do is have fun in my house, by myself, and put it on the Internet.

I can pretty much justify anything as work if I'm reading the news or whatever.

I have had a lot of cool offers to move into traditional media, but I'm not completely sold I have to do that.