Andy Dick

I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

I have a very dark sense of humor.

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

I was a bad boy as a child.

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.

I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.