Adam Carolla

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans.