Adam Carolla

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

I get depressed at airports.

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.