Louis C. K.

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.

I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.

I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

I was an awkward kid.

A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.

I like all ladies of all different ages.