Lucille Ball

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.

Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.