Margaret Cho

I'm always surprised when I get recognized.

In America, I'm a foreigner because of my Korean heritage. In Asia, because I was born in America, I'm a foreigner. I'm always a foreigner.

I have permanent damage to my body because I wanted to be thin.

We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.

People are really terrified of me. I don't know why, I'm very nice, but people are very intimidated by me.

To start telling people that you're beautiful, or just feel beautiful, just start acting like you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And it really improves everything! Because your sort of psyche responds to it - like this is truthful!

To be a feminist is to be alive.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?

I do love the road, because for me, the road is very comfortable, and it's very much what I've always wanted to do. It's one of the most appealing things about comedy for me, so I do really have an affection for it.

I love fashion, I'm actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that's really time-consuming.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.