Mark Russell

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.

You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy.