Maya Rudolph

There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.

If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.

I feel like I'm a drag queen.

I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.

I really love laughing.

I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you.

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'

Most of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady.

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.