Norman Ralph Augustine

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.

Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.

By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.

Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.

If today was half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.