Paddy McGuinness
Comedian United Kingdom 1973–present
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You'll always remember your first car and the memories that come with it - that sense of adventure!
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I was always told as a kid the most important thing you could have was a job that paid you sick pay if you needed it and came with a bit of a pension.
The worst job that I ever did, I used to have a Saturday job cleaning the dough off bread-making machines for Warburtons in Bolton. That was horrendous.
Every parent just wants their child to be happy and to protect them. I should be the happiest I have ever been with my career, family and friends, but I can honestly say I am never happy in myself now. I constantly worry about them.
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I'd like people to be more aware of the benefits of communities. Lots of problems could be solved that way.
When you think back to 'Top Gear' of old as well and people loved it and still will in my eyes, but when they did the trips, that’s what everyone talked about."
Back when I was a young lad, I’m not condoning this, but there wasn’t as much traffic on the roads. My dad used to drive a Hillman Avenger, and he would take me on the road driving that."
I was scared of running off to be a comedian and then having to come back with my tail between my legs.
A lot of my new material is about being a dad for the first time, about how amazing and stressful it is to be a parent. But don’t worry, you will still laugh if you have never had kids."
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And when the kids were born, I had that strange working-class mentality of these kids are here now, I've gotta provide for 'em.
Even when you’re right in the middle of a tour and you’ve done 30 or 40 shows, you still get them butterflies in the stomach right before you go on stage."
I did loads of jobs all the way through college, just for a bit of money in my pocket. There were some tough jobs, but I was lucky enough I enjoyed doing them. It was okay.
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