Richard Armour

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.