Sam Ewing

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.