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Sebastian Maniscalco

Comedian United States 1973–present

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When I was growing up, we dressed up for church.
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Growing up in an Italian family, we used our body to convey a message.
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People come to a show, then they go back to their neighborhood, and it has become like word-of-mouth. Everybody loves to turn somebody on to something. It kind of just snowballed.
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I like Las Vegas because it kind of gives me a chance to gauge my material in front of a very diverse group of people. There are a lot of different people in the audience, and you can kind of get a barometer for how your material plays throughout the country.
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The more comfortable I got onstage, the more comfortable I got expressing myself in a physical manner. And it almost shocked people - 'Oh, is there something happening?'
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I don't like long jokes. I like stories rather than setup punchlines.
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I'll never stop doing stand-up. There's nothing better than getting in front of 2,500 people and making an entire room laugh.
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I remember when I was young, I was watching TV, and my father came into the room, agitated, and told me to start a business. I was eight years old.
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Sometimes it's cool to have banter with the audience. Occasionally, somebody will say something, and I'll say something right back, and everybody laughs, and it's funny.
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I developed a knack for storytelling early on around the kitchen table with my family. I just happen to be a funny guy.
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I give a facial expression in a moment of silence for audiences to react to what I just said and kind of let that marinate with the audience for a little bit. I enjoy the physical part of the comedy as much as the verbal content. People tend to gravitate to not only what they're hearing but also what they're seeing.
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It took me a good eight to ten years to really formulate what I was doing onstage and start to get really personal with comedy. I always really had timing naturally, it was just about trying to figure out how that timing was going to work onstage.
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