Bobby Heenan

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it.

I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.