Carol Burnett

We all get where we're going by circuitous journeys, and some of the setbacks are warranted.

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.

I love 'Modern Family.' And I love 'Glee' - the singing, the music - Jane Lynch just kills me.

I love audiences.

I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.

I love Maya Rudolph. She's very multitalented herself.

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I'm so happy with what has happened in my life.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.