Carrot Top

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.