Charles M. Schulz

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.