Chris O'Dowd

I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.

I'm more like a spoon symbol. I think women just want to spoon me.

People in England talk about stupid Hollywood idiots, but the industry attracts some of the cleverest people in the world.

I've always been conscious of the fact that there aren't enough Irish voices on British television compared to the amount of Irish people who live there.

Hey, I think comic actors are the best actors.

I grew up among strong women so I know what it's like to be loved and humiliated in a heartbeat.

When I was about 13 I realised girls weren't going to kiss me because I was a gigantic, weird looking creature from the depths. I was like 6 ft. aged 11.

I'm a huge, huge believer in love. Huge!

I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or eight, and I don't mind it at all! Kids are great. Kids are the best six-hour experience you can have!

I'm a Hawaiian shirt guy. I've made that life decision.

Well, when you're the youngest of five, parents kind of lose interest more and more through the children. I think my eldest brother was under loads of pressure to do something amazing with his life, but by the time I came around they were like, 'Well, let's hope he doesn't kill a guy.'

I don't know if I'd do an action movie because I don't know if I could keep a straight face; honestly, I just think it's so silly. Like, I love watching them but I can't imagine me doing one.