Craig Bruce

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.