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Dominic Holland

Comedian United Kingdom 1967–present

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Edinburgh is the most pressurised environment to do comedy. You get an hour. There's no compere. You'd better be on the money straight away; you've got journalists in.
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I find it pressurising coming to the Voodoo Rooms to do my hour of comedy.
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How I've fed my kids over the years is by doing stand-up comedy in clubs.
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I've written 'Eclipsed' as a funny story. It is completely bonkers.
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I'm a confident person next to the guy in the street, but if you go into the showbiz world, it seems the guys who are most successful are the most confident, and I don't think I fit into that category.
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I was spectacularly average at school, while my two brothers did really well academically. But my dad never said I didn't try hard enough. He knew I did my best.
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I've been recognised in garages. I'll be paying for my petrol, and I'll see this guy looking at me, thinking, 'Is it him?' Then he'll be looking at my car: 'No, he couldn't be driving that car.' I've actually had two people say to me:,'Hello Dominic, I thought you might have a better car than that, mate!'
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Never trust a television executive.
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I am the first to admit that I have never been a household name.
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I am not a natural show-off. Some of the monster comedians are terrifyingly assured, and I don't have that, and that's held me back.
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A barrel of laughs should be enough, but it's not. A good review is official and endures. A bad one is like a tub of Flora. It spreads easily and lasts for the whole festival.
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I even like the Scottish weather because, like everywhere in the U.K., you can't have great beauty without lots of rain.
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