Earl Wilson

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.