Frank Dane

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under 'Public Improvements.'

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.