I used to have this fantasy when I was growing up where Princess Leia would be in the slave Leia costume and she would be in a vat of Breyer's ice cream. A recurring dream where I would eat my way to her.

My brother and I, we were both relatively good-looking guys growing up, but we had our awkward stages, where we were just hard to look at.

I come from 'black-box' theater, where basically, you make your own adventure out of nothing.

You know what's been interesting about my career? It's been this slow rise with long plateaus.

Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.

The goal of almost every comic is to find a comedy voice - a specific point of view that an audience can latch onto.

The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a story around the jokes.

I make commercials and funny videos and T.V. shows or whatever, film projects that people will watch for ten minutes and go 'Heh' and get on with their day. I essentially... make comic books.