For me, going to London is like coming home. In fact, I've often entertained the idea of ending my days there.

I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that.

My movie career - if such a thing even exists - is laughable.

There were a lot of lyrics that I sang but didn't understand. But I had this facade in performance of looking like I wrote the book.

I remember teaching a clinic to other coaches, and a guy raised his hand and asked if I had any advice when it came to coaching women. I leveled him with a death-ray stare, and said, 'Go home and coach basketball.'

The government is tottering. We must deal it the death blow an any cost. To delay action is the same as death.

I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!'

Growing up, I was a huge fan of horror movies. There's nothing more fun than going into a movie with a smile because you know you're going to be scared to death. There's something thrilling about sitting there waiting for a scare to happen.