Hypocrisy is the essence of snobbery, but all snobbery is about the problem of belonging.

Artists are never complete people. But if it's art that completes them, then what is taken away?

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

Being natural is one of the most irritating poses I know in people.

As my friend said to me, when you have children, typically in a second marriage, when you're older and you get married again to a woman who would have children, you must always remember that you make sure the children attend a college where the commencement ceremonies are held in a facility with a wheelchair accessible ramp.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

I've always loved the '40s romantic comedies and the idea of those mistaken identities and lovers' misunderstandings.

God is not looking for repayment, but repentance. What heals a broken relationship is sincere love and contrition.