The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

I don't fear anything now.

I was afraid of just about everything in this world, with the possible exception of my mother and I wasn't too sure about her.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime.

I am not afraid of death, but would not want to die in some obscure or pointless way.

Mom would say, 'Get out of the house,' and we would just go. We had all sorts of large swings and flying foxes and various death traps throughout the forest that we'd try and do our best to hurt ourselves on. It was a great childhood in terms of being creative, I think.

I don't think there is life beyond death. I don't. But I do believe that we get this clarity in the last minute of our life. The titles we achieved, the honors we managed, they all vanish. You are left alone with you and your deeds and the things you didn't do.