After moving from Montreal (where French vs.English is the only conflict) to New York (where everyone is obsessed with race) it was impossible to ignore how intellectually lazy and knee-jerk people are when it comes to any mention of ethnicity.

My goal is to show people that conservatives are funny. In fact, we're the rebels: we're 'Animal House.'

Trump is a turning point in America's history; everything's fun now. In fact, my only fear is dying from 'winning exhaustion.'

It's seen as xenophobic to be worried about Islam, but they appear to disproportionately allow intolerance to blossom in their communities.

What's lost in this whole debate, unfortunately, is that Social Security is not a giveaway where we take money to give to other people. It's a contract with the government... that's worked for 75 years. It's the most successful government program that we've ever had.

You have to support the government, not to me personally; I do not want anyone cultivating loyalty to me. I don't like that.

Democracy is like a totalitarian.

All the measures of the Government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.