It is a pretty odd profession - tickling people - but it can be lucrative.

The administration is using the devastation of Hurricane Katrina to cut the wages of people desperately trying to rebuild their lives and their communities.

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.

I was once fired as opening act for Seals and Crofts because I got loaded and introduced them as Arts and Crafts.

I don't get involved in politics. I think that it is a waste of time and money because very often a politician cannot do much, and if you give him money, you embarrass him, so he can't do anything.

Many other countries in the region also have money and oil, but they haven't done much good with it - at least not enough to stop the Middle East's disastrous wars. Saudi Arabia at least has something else: stability, a scarce commodity in the region.

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.

After the Klitschko fight they left me for dead in the hospital. It was just my wife and me - we were alone and had no money.