A miracle... my biggest accomplishment is my marriage so far. Because it's hard, everyone knows it's hard.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice your performance for high heels.

You can't plan anything, right? You can try.

I remember so vividly the first song I ever wrote. It was called 'Different People.'

In a job negotiation, the implementation of that deal is your success that also causes the company to succeed.

The downside to the Whole Foods experience is that its success is driven by one of our era's more grotesque phenomena: the upwardly-mobile urban dweller, the one who wants to indulge class-conscious epicurean yearnings and save the world, too.

When a small child, I thought that success spelled happiness. I was wrong, happiness is like a butterfly which appears and delights us for one brief moment, but soon flits away.

It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support in my life than from my fellow female comedians. I attribute much of my success to some of them.