I never know what I'm going to talk about until I get on stage. I never give the same lecture twice, which is why I'll have people follow me from place to place like Deadheads.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

There's some things that no amount of money can get me to do.

I don't remember anyone who could stand being in my company for more than five hours without running into the street.

Only a spiritual being has awareness.

All my life I thank God. My family was very religious.

Since God is the foundation of my life, anything that streams from that can only be positive.

God's good. He can just pull a life out of a pit, can't He?