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I'm the worst employee in the world. I'll cheat and steal time and resources from my employer, although I'll con everybody into believing I'm essential to the operation.
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"I'm the worst employee in the world. I'll cheat and steal time and resources from my employer, although I'll con everybody into believing I'm essential to the operation."
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I'm the worst employee in the world. I'll cheat and steal time and resources from my employer, although I'll con everybody into believing I'm essential to the operation. — Irvine Welsh

About Irvine Welsh

Irvine Welsh was a Novelist from United Kingdom (1958–present).

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This quote is attributed to Irvine Welsh, a Novelist from United Kingdom.
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Irvine Welsh lived from 1958 – present.
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