Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband).

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.

Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him.

Stewardesses were a joke to many of us coming of age in the liberated Sixties. They were no joke in the women's movement that liberated us, however.

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.