When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

When I was a kid, you would tune in to 'The Tonight Show' before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know it's a privilege of mine to be able to be in people's homes. So I hope I make everyone proud, including my parents, and do a good job in this.

I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the snarky right now. I just want to lie down and have somebody make me laugh for an hour. Entertain me, and then I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face.' That's my job; that's what I do.

I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.'

Sport's hard: the margin between winning and losing is tiny.

What I've learned in life is that you can't always win, especially in sport, but you can be a true champion for everything you did to get there.

When I picture myself after football, it's down home, coaching high school football, just a relaxing, normal life.

In Naples, I was very lucky to find my players adapted to my way of football. They were strong as players and strong from a human point of view.