Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

Thus, the use of fiat money is more justifiable in financing a depression than in financing a war.

The Obama administration likes to say that it is 'pro-worker.' But something is amiss when its labor priorities are forcing unionization and labor contracts on American workplaces, and denying union members information on how their dues money is spent.

Quite a few people who are in the media and in control of the big money seem to want to see these Southeast Asian countries - and, in particular, Malaysia - stop trying to catch up with their superiors and to know their place.

Why did I take fashion photographs? I thought it was fun. And there was a lot of money.