I used to dread going on 'Politically Incorrect' with 'up and coming' comedians. But at least on 'Politically Incorrect', there would be just one has-been or wannabe on the panel.

If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?

I'm the female Bob Woodward! If I were a liberal, I couldn't write another book. I'd be so busy collecting awards! I'd be posing for the cover of 'Vanity Fair!'

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.

I have to admit that I only read 'War and Peace' when I was 40. But I knew the basics before then.

I was not able to stop or slow down the Vietnam War.

The Internet connection from the road can be spotty, so usually when I'm on the tour bus, I'm playing 'God of War.'

In my experience, the men of World War II, the vets of Vietnam, even guys coming back from Iraq, are loath to talk about their experiences. And the survivors of the Holocaust, particularly, are often very close-mouthed about their stories, even to their own children.