A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

The mind gets distracted in all sorts of ways. The heart is its own exclusive concern and diversion.

Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.

Women make us poets, children make us philosophers.

I know Spanish pretty well. I'm half-Puerto Rican - my mom is from Puerto Rico - so I have a lot of family there, and my mom's first language is Spanish. But growing up in the States, and with my dad being from the States, I'm kind of just like this white kid.

When I was a boy, my family used to watch a lot of Laurel and Hardy.

My family is Southern. I'm used to Bill Clintons.

When my son was in his teens, he was a really fine drummer. He was asked in an interview if he would consider going into the business. And he said, 'Why would I ever go into the business that took my mother from me?'