It took me until my 40s to realize the five essential areas that are important to at least have a real dating chance. Obviously, beyond the physical compatibility, which is where we all start in junior high school, I think that intellectual compatibility and spiritual compatibility, emotional intelligence, and financial compatibility are important.

I've never been the actor that's waiting for a job. I always have 15,000 other things going on.

One of the reasons why I started creating my solo show is so that I have a place to put all of the accents that I do.

From a genre perspective and a character perspective, you know, sky's the limit.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

I like very straight comedy.

Comedy was my sport. It taught me how to roll with the punches. Failure is the exact same as success when it comes to comedy because it just keeps coming. It never stops.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.