A Tory government with a decent mandate seems the only hope of tackling the fiscal catastrophe responsibly.

I'm a wet liberal really, and always have been. But I'm sort of an aggressive wet liberal.

People who get on at school are the ones who play by the rules, and no one's going to get far in later life playing by the system.

It was always inevitable that if you get serious trouble in any family then everybody's inclined to look at the head of that family and see if they see any cause or reason to associate it with the head of the, head of the family, why it should be.

I'm a funny guy. I love to laugh. I love to have a good time. You'll never see me down or, before the game, looking mad. I'm just not that type of person.

A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to examine things, or to tell a joke.

The comedy on '2 Broke Girls' always comes from a place of love - it's never mean. We're a comedy, and we often go right to the edge. It doesn't bother me. I've encountered this all my life. I've been made fun of all my life.

Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.