Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

If I have a talent, it's already been exploited! I've shown everything I can do to the public.

I like underground rappers - Cory Gunz is a young kid that's been really doing his thing. I'm a Gym Class Heroes type of fan even though they're not new, but they're definitely trendsetters.

I think my kids give mommy more attention than they give me.

I was never really comfortable doing comedy.

A lot of people who look at my photographs think it is an easy joke, but it does take a bit of thinking about.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.