Every day growing up, I had this dream about the World Cup: I score the winning goal. In the final minute. With my butt!

As a professional player, I consider my career closed, but I don't want to exclude the possibility in the future that I may return, but not as a player.

Every time I return here, I always have fond memories of my time with Fiorentina.

I wanted to score the winning goal in the 90th minute of the World Cup final.

During my days as a cricketer, I used to be so involved with the game, I never bothered to look after my family.

I'm not a royal family watcher.

When people say, 'How did you start in comedy,' I say my family was kidnapped by ninjas when I was very young, and to get them released I had to do a killer five-minute set. And even after I did that, you know, I started doing comedy under tough circumstances, I still kept at it because I enjoyed it.

I don't keep people around me that aren't family. You don't get to stay. Unless you're eating at the table with us, you're not part. We eat together, we cry together, we live together, we die together. Everything that we do is for each other, and we care for another.