I've got Ferraris coming out me bum.

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

It has gone past me now, the writing phase.

I want to go out at the top, but the secret is knowing when you're at the top, it's so difficult in this business, your career fluctuates all the time, up and down, like a pair of trousers.

Comedy is a way to make sense of chaos. It's a way of dealing with things that are overwhelming, that threaten you; it's a way to survive and get closer to the truth.

I hate comedy. I don't even like comedy at all.

I decided I'd try my hand as a stand-up comedian, as I loved making people laugh, and appeared at the Latitude Festival, won the 2007 Laughing Horse New Act of the Year, and was a nominee for winner of the 2007 So You Think You're Funny competition.

It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.