You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

Why is it better to love than to be loved? It is surer.

So far as hypotheses are concerned, let no one expect anything certain from astronomy, which cannot furnish it, lest he accept as the truth ideas conceived for another purpose, and depart from this study a greater fool than when he entered it.

I've been rich; I've been poor. I've been successful; I've been decimated. And the way I felt inside didn't change dramatically. It's less stressful to have money, that's for sure. But that doesn't mean I felt fulfilled. So I've learned to live in the smaller moments of life.

The best argument I know for an immortal life is the existence of a man who deserves one.

I am for gay marriage. Or same-sex marriage. I don't want to say it the wrong way. I think people are sensitive to it. I have been painted as being this right-wing zealot on choice. Nothing could be further from the truth.