When I was growing up, I wanted to do Letterman and I loved that live, in-studio model. I still would do something like that.

I think comedians should focus on what makes them happy, what art form fulfills them the most. Don't be calculated about it and say, 'Okay, I'm gonna tweet, and I'm gonna podcast, and I'm gonna do standup, and one of those things is going to lead me to my own TV show.' I don't think that should be the goal.

Your average comedian doesn't know the podcast universe, really.

I came to one of the first Comic Cons in 1985, when it was just people trading back issues of comic books.

I love doing comedy.

Humour or comedy should not offend anyone.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

I would never quit comedy to make money. I've been doing it, like, 30 years. I still love it. That's my life.