Since I was a kid, I've always loved hanging out with females.

When I was a kid, I was mostly pretty sane. I've gotten more hypochondriacal.

When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I'd have to figure out something to do.

I think 'weird' is an interesting way to say 'unique.' It has a strange connotation, but weird is good. If you embrace your weirdness, you'll be on the way to becoming who you are.

My mother was funnier than anybody I ever worked for. My father was as funny as this coat. Not a laugh a minute, my father.

In television, there are so many things between you making a joke and the audience seeing it. It's like an assault course.

The quality of life of European cities and towns of almost any size make life in America look not just like a joke, but a sick joke, a horror movie. But I'd rather stay involved and do what I can to make this a better place than move to the south of France and enjoy the good life.

Comedy is really best when watched with other people, and I don't really understand people who sit at home watching comedy movies on Netflix.