As a striker, I don't get to score a lot of beautiful goals.

Celtic is the right place: the history, the fans - it's a place I want to score more goals.

Coming from N.Y.C., I learned that with every hardship that you face, things are always going to get better once you put your mind to it.

My surname is on my back, so I don't see it when I play - that is for the fans only.

This to me is the secret comedy of all author interviews, down through the ages, even the good ones in the 'Paris Review' and places. They're all acting. It's like watching a person in a play.

I knew I didn't want to be a doctor but didn't know what I wanted to do. I prayed, and all I heard back was: 'Do comedy.' It was something I had never done before, but I gave in, tried comedy, and the rest is history.

Govinda is my favourite actor - his comedy and dance is unique.

Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that you can see on the page, and no matter who's saying it, it is, in and of itself, a funny line.