I was always cast doing something athletic. I can't do a cartwheel.

I am now officially ordained. Yep, that's right - Reverend Tori Spelling!

I never care about myself out in public when I get the paparazzi swarming me.

People are always saying that Hollywood messes up kids. I'm like, 'No, families mess up kids!' I grew up in Hollywood, and I'm perfectly fine. If my children want to go into the entertainment business, I won't stop them, as long as they're passionate about it.

What makes me laugh is hearing the stuff about my son or the stuff about my mom. I was a big fan of Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy; they talked a lot about their moms and their kids. Those are the things that inspired me to do stand-up.

You know, it comes from my mother's side of the family. She had seven sisters and one brother, and all of them could play instruments. I suppose I picked it up from that.

My family is the epicenter of my life.

If I was a father, and my son told me he wanted to go out and be a publisher, I'd say, 'Go get a job.'