That's kind of my job in the writer's room. I'm always the guy going, like, 'People wouldn't say that there. They wouldn't say that.' Like, I hate when I watch sitcoms and something crazy happens, and people just kind of go, 'Huh?' and then they just go on.

Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.

Podcasting is great. Total freedom.

I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth or sixth lead, and have three or four killer scenes. You don't have the responsibility of the entire movie being on you. I like those roles. I'm shooting for the middle.

In life, comedy occurs naturally, as it should, in the most appalling of circumstances.

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

I started doing little amateur nights at the comedy club that was right next to the restaurant that I waitressed in when I was in university. I was probably 22 years old. I didn't do it with any intention of making a career out of it; I had just always valued comedy.

Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.