America loves to watch people growing and getting better.

My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.'

No sooner my kids leave their friends than they start texting them. And it's all in code in a language I totally don't understand.

I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.

I fly economy. I do often fly first class, but I don't travel with a posse, or bodyguard, or an assistant.

When I travel overseas on many occasions, I get pulled out because I may be buying a one-way ticket, I may be traveling with my sister and we have different last names. That's smart profiling. Just pulling people out one at a time when we have millions of passengers in random screenings I'm not sure is the best way to do it.

Stories serve the purpose of consolidating whatever gains people or their leaders have made or imagine they have made in their existing journey thorough the world.

I love adventure sports. And, I love cooking.